Never Name Your Child...
Normal, good old fashioned English names that have been ruined over time for various reasons.
Congratulations....You're an Asshole
There are three kinds of people in life; Dicks, pussies, and asshole. Assholes just want to shit all over everybody, and should be outed with vengeance.
Shout Out!
I find an article, blog post, picture, whatever I find intersting or funny and share it with my immediate universe.